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Volume 2-B - Alcoholic Jell-O Recipes, F-P

Rev. 27-Jan-2004

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Fuzzy Navel Jell-O #1 - Figmo's Favorite

Peach schnapps = 1/3 of volume.

April 1994, for Lynn Gold (rahul.net)

Fetter's Fuzzy Navel Jell-O Shots #2

October 1994, Susan Fetter (microsoft.com)

Litherland's Fuzzy Navel Jiggle Shots #3

[Optional: Add another 1-2 cups of cold water if you don't like your Jell-O Shots this stiff. -hazel]

"Please include... a warning about the strength of these things and a notice to consume them cautiously."

The ones I have gotten the best responses on were the Amaretto Sours, Bocce Balls, Fuzzy Navels #3, Quiet but Quicks and Lemon Drops.

...If you want to make these recipes available to others you may. Please just credit these recipes to me, and have my e-mail address available so that I may hear what others think about these.

October 1995, Mike Litherland (Zeta Beta Tau), mbl at po.cwru.edu

Fuzzy Yellow-Handled Screwdriver

Make them in the usual way. Distribute the Screwdriver Jell-O (the orange with vodka) into little cups. (I used 20 souffle cups.) Let it set, then distribute the Fuzzy Yellow Handle Jell-O (the lemon with peach schnapps) on top as a second layer.

May 1995, Chaz Baden

Gargle Blaster Jell-O v1.0

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster Jell-O would be a small box of Lime Jell-O, 12 oz. of boiling Mountain Dew Soda, and 1/2 cup (4 oz.) of Green Chartreuse. The Green Chartreuse is an herbal liquor. The Mountain Dew is a caffeinated soda.

This recipe is under construction. I made it the first time using a small box of Lime Jell-O, 1 cup of boiling water, 1/2 cup of Mountain Dew Soda, and 1/2 cup of Blue Curacao instead of the Green Chartreuse. I've got to go shopping and try it the "right" way. It's not Pan-Galactic without the Chartreuse.

April 1994

Green Hawaiian Jell-O v1.1

(Joyce received a case of Blue Curacao and a case of Tequila. What to do? Why, make Jell-O, of course.)

See also: Green Lagoon Jell-O; Blue Margarita Jell-O. March 1996, for Joyce Scrivner (unisys.com)

Green Lagoon Jell-O v1.1

(Joyce received a case of Blue Curacao and a case of Tequila. What to do? Why, make Jell-O, of course.)

See also: Green Hawaiian Jell-O; Blue Margarita Jell-O.

March 1996, for Joyce Scrivner (unisys.com)

Greyhound Jell-O Shots v1.1

[Possible milder variation: 2 packets of unflavored gelatine, 3 cups boiling grapefruit juice, and half a cup of Vodka. If you try them, please let me know how they turn out. -hazel] "Please include... a warning about the strength of these things and a notice to consume them cautiously."

For grapefruit jell-o the best substitution I could make was to use the regular amount of Knox with grapefruit juice. Doubling the amount of the mix like you do for regular Jell-o jigglers produced a less than desirable result. Unless of course you like eating epoxy.

...If you want to make these recipes available to others you may. Please just credit these recipes to me, and have my e-mail address available so that I may hear what others think about these.

October 1995, Mike Litherland (Zeta Beta Tau), mbl at po.cwru.edu

Irish Whiskey Sour Jell-O

green, for St. Patrick's Day

Combine in the usual way...

See also Quick and Easy Whisky Sour Jell-O #2.

March 1995, Chaz Baden

Jovian Sunspot Jell-O

(Mother's Day Special)

Explanation: A "Jovian Sunspot" is a mixed drink, available on the space station Babylon-5. It appears in certain episodes of the tv show "Babylon 5." The "Mother's Day" part comes from the initials of the ingredients I decided to use.

Dissolve the Orange and Raspberry Jell-O in 1 1/2 cups boiling water. Add 1/2 cup Honeydew liqueur and 1/2 cup Triple Sec, and 1 cup of cold water. Let cool to room temperature. Get a bunch of 1-oz. plastic cups, and pour into individual cups - you'll need about 40-60 of them. (If you fill them up, you'll need 40 of them, otherwise you'll need more.) Chill until firm.

Dissolve the Mango Jell-O in 2 cups of boiling water. Add 1 1/2 cup cold water, and 1/2 cup Evan Williams or Early Times whiskey or equivalent. Allow to cool to room temperature.

Get a bowl of warm water, and a whole bunch of 2-oz. plastic cups. Use the warm water to loosen the 1-ouncers; you put the cup of Jell-O in for 10 seconds or so, until it pops out when you try to thump it into the larger cup.

Put the little Jell-Os in the bigger cups, one each, and pour the Mango Whisky Jell-O into them. Ponder how Mango Whisky Jell-O sounds like it should be part of a call sign. ("Mango Whisky Jell-O Sigma Nine Five Seven, you're clear for Bravo Five...") Let the Jell-O set.

You might run out of the Mango Whisky Jell-O, in which case make up another batch. Or save the leftover sunspots for some other purpose.

Chill until firm. Put 2-ounce lids on cups for transport.

May 1995, Chaz Baden, for the Babylonathonacon Bar

Lemon Drop Jiggle Shots

[Optional: Add another 1-2 cups of cold water if you don't like your Jell-O Shots this stiff. -hazel]

"Please include... a warning about the strength of these things and a notice to consume them cautiously."

The ones I have gotten the best responses on were the Amaretto Sours, Bocce Balls, Fuzzy Navels #3, Quiet but Quicks and Lemon Drops.

...If you want to make these recipes available to others you may. Please just credit these recipes to me, and have my e-mail address available so that I may hear what others think about these.

October 1995, Mike Litherland (Zeta Beta Tau), mbl at po.cwru.edu

Mainland Mai Tai Jell-O

Rum = 1/8 of volume.

Honolulu Mai Tai Jell-O

Aloha Chaz,

Ran across your homepage on jello shots and tried a variety of them the last two weekends at separate parties. They were a smash. I downloaded them and used my dtp to make pages for my personal bar book. This is a great page, I've already made several referrals. In particular, the mai tai combination with the cold water substitute of half dark rum, a fourth regular rum and a fourth pineapple juice turned out great. Oh, a tip on transporting them: I used a giant visionware bowl and stacked paper plates between layers. Worked out well.

June 1995, Daniel P. Elkins, Honolulu HI (pix.com)

Baden's World-Famous Margarita Jell-O Recipe.

I would very much like to hear your comments about this (or any other) recipe. If you're from another country, please drop me a line.

For more comments and info on substitutions, select the Margarita Jell-O Recipe item. For a handful of cards with the recipe on it, send a SASE to C.M.J. Baden, P.O. Box 17522, Anaheim CA 92817-7522. In any of these cases, please explain as precisely as possible how you happened to hear about the Margarita Jell-O.

See also Blue Margarita Jell-O as well as the notes below.

Notes from people who've tried the Margarita Jell-O recipe (and made variations on it). Including Margarita Knox-Blox (Jigglers).

...By the way, we made the Margarita Jell-O using 1800 and Grand Marnier ... it is quite good, and easy to consume more than one should, but that's part of the fun.

... Thanks a bunch, and thanks for making those files publically available.

June 1994, Dan Graham (drc.com)

...The party was a smash. We had orange, fruit punch, lime, and blue berry flavored jello mixed with 75% water, and 25% rum. I bumped the 25% a bit here and there to give one color/flavor a little punch.

By the way: I don't remember if you mention this in your Margarita Recipe, but Jose Cuervo's Gold (or any "gold" tequilla) is not a good choice in that it changes the of the mix to a rather ugly olive. So stick with the clear is my advice!

January 1995, Cliff Lee (tenet.edu)

I don't particularily like jello, but I *do* like tequilla and I still want to try it. Maybe this summer. Interestingly, I noticed at the Jimmy Buffett concert in Detroit last summer, the gate keepers were not allowing people to take in any jello. Guess they heard about your receipe too.

January 1995, Bruce Ryerson, Ann Arbor MI (wl.com)

Retherford's Margarita Jell-O Shots v1.0

...I "improvised" on your recipe, replacing some of the cold water with fresh-squeezed lime juice and MORE TEQUILA!

I replaced about 3/8 cup of cold water with a quarter cup of cold tequila--well, room temperature--and 1/8 cup of fresh-squeezed lime juice. Next time I'll probably add another 1/8 cup of lime juice...and (to be brutally honest here about my tequila-pouring proclivities) probably lean on the tequila a bit more heavily too. Looking for stronger and more tart. I'll let you know how it turns out.

April 1995, Jim Retherford (utexas.edu)

Berg's Margarita Knox Blox

I used everything in your recipe except for 1/4 cup of the cold water. Following the standard "Knox Blox" recipe, I added 4 packages of Knox unflavored gelatin to the hot lime Jell-O mixture. Then I added the 1/4 cup of Rose's and the cold water. ... Oops. One more thing. I used Cointreau instead of Triple Sec. Same as I do in my Margaritas.

... The Margarita Knox-blox ... re-liquified in the cooler while my companions and I were lounging on the beach for the afternoon prior to the show. I thought that once jello had set it stayed more or less solid. I was wrong. Next year I'll add ice to the cooler. My companions, who each had a block on the road, said they were excellent. ... If you try it drop me a line and let me know what you think. (BTW: The re-liquified mixture has since been re-solidified in my 'fridge and will be sprung on the unsuspecting members at a yacht club BBQ I'm attending this Saturday. Waste not, want not.)

My doubloon's worth. Fins up, High!

[How was the result when you chilled it? -hazel]

... Yummy and firm enough to be eaten with our fingers.

June 1994, Jeff Berg (nyu.edu)

I tried the infamous "Margarita Jell-O" this weeked while watching JB's cameo appearance in Rancho Deluxe. Although I don't really care for the lime flavored jello, it made for a good recipe. I made the recipe into finger jello and added a dash of salt to the top of each piece. This made it more enjoyable to nibble on. I am anxious to try other flavors. I have watermelon and strawberry waiting for me to try. Keep up the good ideas.

June 1994, Eric Lemcke (cmich.edu)

Dugan's Melon Ball Jell-O recipe v1.0

Boil the water. (If using american jell-o, you can get away with only boiling half of it and adding the rest of the water later.) Put the dry powder (or block) into a large bowl and pour the boiling water over it; stir until dissolved, about 2 minutes.

Add the liquor (and the rest of the water, if you didn't boil all of it). Stir it all up, and let it cool to room temperature; then chill until firm.

Serving suggestion: pour it into Dixie Cups (3 oz. bathroom size) and chill the individual servings. You can arrange 16 of them in a 9" square fudge pan. [Well, I usually use the pan for fudge, anyway.]

May 1994, for Terrie Dugan (uncwil.edu)

Melonhol (Melonholic, Meloncoholic) Jell-O

I have tried this with Midori liqueur, and regular Watermelon Jell-O. I have also tried this with Gaetano brand Melon Liqueur, and sugar-free Watermelon Jell-O. The former was a pleasing amber color with a good flavor; the latter was kind of brown and I didn't like it as much. I suspect the choice of booze had the greatest impact on the results.

April 1994

Orange Pina Colada Jell-O

Prepare in the usual way.

See also Pina Colada Jell-O recipes.

May 1995, Chaz Baden, for the Babylonathonacon Bar

Party Animal Punch Jell-O

Mix the usual way. Note: liqueurs used are 30-42 proof.

I made this for a furry new year's eve party. I didn't have enough Peach Schnapps, nor any Peach Jell-O, to make Fuzzy Navels #1 (which I thought would be perfect for furry fans.) So I improvised this combination.

December 1995

Scary Yellow Pina Colada Jell-O #1

Mix up the jello, dissolving the powder with the boiling water and stirring until dissolved. Add the rest of the liquids (cold water etc.) and stir, chill until firm, serve. Optional: cool to room temperature and pour into individual serving cups.

... I tried your first draft of the Pina Colada jello (Malibu coconut rum), but I used 1 cup boiling water, 1/2 cup cold water, and 1/2 cup of the flavored rum (the Jell-O seemed so strongly pineapple that I thought it would need more coconut, not to mention the benefit of the added alcohol).

... The result tasted excellent, but the color was a scary bright yellow, not the smooth white one would normally hope for in a well-made Pina Colada. Too bad the Jell-O people feel the need to color their product so brightly.

[Did you ever notice that the commercially-available Colada mixes have non-dairy creamer in them? Perhaps a little Mocha Mix or something in the jello would help to make it more opaque and white. Or if you want "natural" ingredients, maybe flour, cornstarch, or non-fat instant milk... but the non-dairy creamers have been deliberately formulated to add whiteness, so they might be the most effective in the smallest quantities. -hazel]

... I think the flavor might be even better with the Coco Lopez and good rum, rather than the Malibu. How far do you think people are willing to go with this: unflavored (colorless) gelatin, pineapple juice (or pureed pineapple), Coco Lopez, rum, etc? People in my office have already suggested, "if you're going to all that work, why not just make the drink?" I don't think they get the point.

... BTW, you might want to warn people that the taste of the alcoholic jellos is deceiving. There can be lots of drink in a tray of jello, but you don't really taste it going down. Once the jello melts in your gut, though, massive (and potentially hazardous) quantities of Tequila, Rum, etc. can be released. The same office mate says he read of some college kids dying from eating jello made with pure grain alcohol INSTEAD of water. Yikes.

June 1994, Adam Kenner (horacemann.pvt.k12.ny.us)

[You've hit on the reason that I (a) only recommend 1/4 to 1/3 of a cup of booze, and (b) suggest that they be decanted into individual servings. The Dixie Cups (3-oz. bathroom size) work well for that. -hazel]

Pina Colada Jell-O #2

Mix up the jello, dissolving the powder with the boiling water and stirring until dissolved. Add the rest of the liquids (cold water etc.) and stir, chill until firm, serve. Optional: cool to room temperature and pour into individual serving cups.

... Loved the Pina Colada Jell-O. Followed your instructions to the letter for the large package of Pineapple Jell-O (with your additions). The color was a pale yellow, with sort of a "frosted yellow surface". The taste was a little sweeter than the drink but it was definitely a Pina Colada. Disappeared rather quickly. (Was gone by morning) :) Enjoyed to the max. Thanks again.

June 1994, Pat Lawrence (netcom.com)

... Tried the pina colada shooters out for a party this weekend, and they were a hit!!! Also made berry colada shooters by substituting Triple Berry Jell-O (strawberry, raspberry and blueberry mixed) jello for pineapple. They were equally well received. ... With the berry colada I just replaced the pineapple jello with the mixed berry jello all other proportions the same. I got the recipe off the line from you (THANKS) and gave you credit all night long for coming up with the recipe. I guess you can say it was beta tested by about 30 people who all approved both versions.

If I remember correctly (the recipe is at home) I used 1/4 cup light rum, 1/4 cup Coco Lopez, 1/2 cup cold water, 1 cup boiling water, and small jello mix. I could only find sugar free jello in pineapple but no one noticed it was sugar free.

I have a friend who is a coconut rum freak and I plan on borrowing some from her soon to try making it that way. I'll let you know how it comes out.

June 1994, Anne M. McCary (uab.edu)

Schall's Real Pina Colada Gelatine #3

"If one lives in an impoverished city like New Orleans, pineapple Jello may be difficult to find. As an alternative, I made real coladas and gelatinized them. They came out great and were very popular during Mardi Gras this year."

Start by mixing and heating fruit juices to a simmer. Pour rum (at room temp.) into a large bowl, and sprinkle gelatin over rum avoiding clumps. Let sit a minute, then add hot fruit juice while stirring with a fork (a beater makes it too fuffy). Add sugar and stir until dissolved. Chill to set.

March 1995, Matthew Schall (tulane.edu)

Dustman's Pineapple-Orange Rum Jell-O

Bought some various jello flavors last night but didn't make it to the liqour store, so I had to just try something with what I had in the cabinet. I used to drink pineapple juice or pineapple-orange juice with dark rum in it, so I had rum and pineapple-orange flavor jello so I tried it out. Very tasty, might I say so myself? I used 1/2 cup rum substituted for water for a large box of jello as one of your posts suggested.

May 1994, Wendy (uga.edu)

Purple Passion Jiggle Shots

[Optional: Add another 1-2 cups of cold water if you don't like your Jell-O Shots this stiff. -hazel]

"Please include... a warning about the strength of these things and a notice to consume them cautiously."

...If you want to make these recipes available to others you may. Please just credit these recipes to me, and have my e-mail address available so that I may hear what others think about these.

October 1995, Mike Litherland (Zeta Beta Tau), mbl at po.cwru.edu




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